Then, at Dads birthday, daughter regifts the same gas card to her Dad. The one where a the children strip while announcing Cover up my skin? Um dumb. The St Bernard definitely has a working-class British accent. Is that supposed to be humorous? Thanks (2) Quote Reply Topic: Worst commercials so far of 2020. Even his voice annoys me at this point. [quote][R356] Ummmthat woman singing is Nina Simone. What other subliminal messages are being conveyed through commercials? Don;t know which Prevagen commercial is the most grating. I hate those True Classic Tees commercials with those dude-bros. Right now it's the one where the guy shows up in a full suit, rents a van, surfs, comes back, and doesn't just hug, but hug-attacks the "cool black guy" who rented it to him. Geico for me takes the top prize for unfunny, obnoxious content. Another for the anti tobacco commercials with the black poet quoting how their main target is the black and the stupid. Win $10,000 for losing weight? The creator of Lume never said that in that ad, she simply compared taking a shower and not using Lume, compared to taking a shower AND using Lume. Well where the fuck else would those pills be? The google Pixel commercial with the Lizzo song about skin complexion, this post was the first thing I thought about when I first saw that commercial. It's a good cause with a bad method -- they probably do raise a lot of money for the hospital, just not from me. Chances are, you've seen a commercial for the insurance company "Liberty Mutual." And what the hell does "pumpkin spice confused" mean? it's a 50 second song trying to imitate an anime theme song, but nothing related to it. The Brit voice sounds like he was recording with a dick in his mouth. Another low for the repugnantcans. I don't know why, but there's something about her face that makes me want to punch it. Dorky and lame and basically sounding like the Ned Flanders of chicken restaurants. [quote]The Uqora commercial where the bitch proudly shares that she had 8 UTIs in one year. I agree with you, Cosmo, on the 10s and 10s of views line. Who the fuck In programming gave the go to air this grotesque commercial? I thought he was supposed to me a rip-off of Little Richard. R41-It's in pretty bad taste considering it's still airing after the Texas massacre. They are STILL running the one where some pimp gets his white gf to sell her car to "we buy any car", bitches that It's going to take all day, then starts fantasizing about his "big plans", which include brunch, a bubble bath and a nice pedicure, while a bluesy sax wails in the distance. The Rexulti commercial. series finale or Johnny Carson's farewell? This stupid ad from J.C. Penney. QueenViper said: Nope it's those Shriners Hospital for Children commercials. Hope his wife will be ok but AML is a beast. I miss seeing Limu and his blonde bombshell bride. who shuts the door in Flo's face. Cannot believe that smug fuck makes a living with that voice. The online gambling companies of course. A former rentboy (in London) who said he was looking for love but all he got was abuse. and our ( to whoever is responsible). Trying to avoid Covid? Come to think of it, it actually does add up with them being the righteous, goodie two shoes, religious nuts that they are. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Your God-given right to save money is under attack! But Mike just got a bike, and he's pretty glum about it. The guy has low emotional intelligence, evidenced by his trying to ruin the father's joy in: (a) giving his daughter a well-intended gift and then (b) receiving a useful gift from same daughter. Guess the youngsters here have no clue who she was! By being annoying they ensure that you remember them. For the sensitive readers, just skip down to the end, and let me know your fave or most hated commercial. Thank you for the grammar lesson, r249. R80, I assume that the voice of the St. Bernard in the Chewy commercial is based on Mel Blanc's voice of Willoughby, the big dumb dog in the 1940 Warner Bros. cartoon "Of Fox and Hound". Subliminal messaging? I like Liberty biberty and ALL the Flo commercials, Drew Barrymore for Bingo video game. It's not going to old Jewish women in Russia or the Ukraine. The struggling actor, and Limu the emu ones are especially cringey, and I just want them to disappear. var currentyear = new Date().getFullYear(); var yearrange =""; The king is creepy. Jack-in-the-Box and Geico have the market on laughter. [quote]Please help me Jesus The commercial with the hyper suburban frau saying her butt crack smells fresh all day after using this god only knows butt crack freshener. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. The insurance is Allstate. How do you assign a percentage to crotch odor? But hey Vanessa Ferlito has a solid career in Hollywood so maybe there are fucked-up nose fetishists out there. our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn She says, "that's the last time I use a computer service for a date" and walks away. Commercial threads are "frau threads", what planet are you from? God I hate that commercial. - "I'm an actual neuroscientist.". The Philly Cream Cheese commercials with people having orgasms over cream cheese. Its extremely condescending to older people. There's some albinoish woman staring at a bottle of pills.like a lover in it. I have a longtime female friend of Peruvian descent, the person in the Kleenex ad resembles her brother. Sleeps there most morning since it has interior walls and stays cool in the Summer. Go fuck yourself, Father Nature. That crap Mayo commercial with the putrid jingle "Turn nothing into something," with images of people taking huge bowls of already-made meals and plopping mayo in them--as if the meals they already have waiting in the fridge are "nothing" and transformed by a tablespoon of a condiment. Although that did happen to me a few years ago when I found a plastic bag on my porch with half a loaf of wheat bread and several packets of McDonalds Paul Newman dressing packets. I might even put him on the list above Trump. I haven't seen the emu mechanic for months; Liberty Mutual has moved on from that. -Any bingo/slots commercial -The Medusa commercial. Um, if you're on your morning walk, and have a 4 PM appointment, you have all fucking day! So this couple is talking about a 76 year old man in the neighborhood who runs marathons and the lady goes sadly no more. So what does that mean? There was some caveman selling some kind of insurance, I think, but I have no clue what it was. As lowbrow, lowest common denominator as it gets. She sure looks like her. Most annoying jingle ever. I have a Roku Smart TV and the streaming channels, like MSNBC Lite aka NBC Now, don't have commercials. Ok so shouldnt that mean every school district in CA look like West Beverly from 90210 with radio stations in tact and every amenity imaginable at the students disposal? Last time I did that, he walked into the cat carrier around 8 am. That ad is targeted to the fox/trump viewers. That ridiculous snot bubble Kleenex ad must have been on about 50 times since this morning! Fat ugly John going through life in different outfits while still fat and ugly. The insipid Lending Tree rhyming commercial gives me hives. That's will sound a bit psychotic but I wish someone would choke Jimmy Walker to death. Im beginning to like those Spectrum commercials with the cabal of spooky characters - the vampire, the mummy, etc. she looks so horrid in that ad, really sad..good $ tho maybeSHE UGLY! the Kardashian who appears with her fake long platinum blonde hair in the migraine medication commercial. The old lady with the baby looking over the Grand Canyon. And its like he cant even open his eyes - perhaps because the sunlight burns! They play constantly. R64: Rosie Grier is remembered, too, as the man who cradled Bobby Kennedy's head as he lay dying from the assassin's bullet. Are they out of their fucking minds? You know that commercial or product placement that's twice as loud as all the others and is blindingly bright or otherwise just obnoxious? They havent had any decent in their original programming since Chappell besides their obvious cash cow. That's what I look forward to about getting old is that you often get random ass food left at your door. I hate them all. . I am baffled and insulted as to why I'm constantly receiving video adds for stank butt deodorant. You see a nearly 5 minute St. Jude commercial with weak and tired, bald children with tubes all over them to get at peoples heart strings and guilt them into donating. Please, please, please retire this stupid campaign! They play constantly. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. There's something wrong with her eyes and she's trying to sell pills. . Dont know if woke also stands for body image but this is one of those commercials. Joan Collins late ex-husband ? Hello and thank you for registering. Hello. "Shh! The Etta James 'Security' song ads are for Google. It's the Christian duty to help the Jews they say, Jews far away in other lands. Someone should investigate where that money really goes that these scammers collect. A while means for quite a long time. With the Camp Lejeune lawsuit commercials and infomercials running rampant nonstop, imagine whats gonna happen when Flint Michigan finally gets the justice those people deserve. i cant bear the phat ethnic with her bouncing tittays..ye gads.. Some people like to have the tv on when theyre getting it on, right? if (currentyear > 2016) {yearrange = "2016-";} Petsmart: I'd do Anything for You. ", Equally cringy are the lyrics for ZocDoc online medical professionals that include the possible symptom of if it hurts when you pee!. He couldn't tell when he put the shirt that the neck was totally stretched out? R205 that Lume inventor bitch is the worst. Lol that Nutrisystem commercial with Marie Osmond is like it's 50. Yes, it is vile, R154. I'm already missing that Kleenex snot bubble ad! Because of these commercials when Im watching Xvids or any xxx sites on my iPad I make sure to have the remote as near by as possible. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. 1-877-KARS FOR KIDS, played on repeat, could get even the most hardened felon or terrorist to break down in tears and beg for mercy! Notice, too, how they echo the Medicare messaging in loudness and the repetitive refrain of the CarShield telephone number. If thats what they were going for, well, Its a common look to blend in with others so I guess things could have gone worse. They must be making boatloads of cash to have all those ads out there. Jimmie is so ugly to the point of being offensive. Secondit's a car insurance ad that doesn't even tell you about the car insurance. The company often uses stars to promote their products but does not pick just anyone. Pumpkin spice fraus? I think it's a drug commercial. Can't the Defense Dept. I just dislike this commercial because its shown too often and makes me uncomfortable. The Skyrizi commercials which they seem to keep remixing with different genres of music. The very ugly and annoying young female in the Walgreens who lies upside down and puts a mustache on her chin. That iced tea commercial they show at least twice in a complete commercial break with Pour Some Sugar on Me. And speaking of commercial breaks and long commercials the St. Jude commercials which now purposely takes up half the commercial set cause they know people are always changing it and coming back a minute later. The car commercials both tv and radio with Keenan Thompson. Any suggestions? My favorite part is when she describes lying there and thinking about her kids and her grandkids having to "go on without her" if she died. I already hate the little girl running after her friend en route to McDonald's, crying "Wait! There was a huge football player - maybe in the 70s or 80s - who knitted or crocheted, as a hobby. Lume can be used by men and women, its not only for the butt crack, its for anywhere on the body where a person has odors. R541 You're not too bright, are you? The new Jenny Craig commercial with that white trash woman from "Vanderpump Rules". As if the Progressive ads with Flo weren't bad enough, now we have one featuring the short girl who was a background character now in front and who has one of THE most irritating vocal fries ever. "Ring" has an ad with chef Cat Cora shilling their in-home alarm system. If I were deaf, I'd be insulted by this ad. I used to do mornings at 9 am but I hate trapping him in the cat carrier so early. That line cracks me up! There's also new ad which is equally stupid. Not only dont I want people to invade my space like that, I dont like my clothes to smell like the chemical version of a spring day or clean, fresh scent. Clothes shouldnt smell period. Since March 2019, Liberty Mutual has had success with its viral LiMu Emu and Doug commercials. Who the fuck asked YOU why you are here? LiMu Emu and Doug wear matching uniforms, complete with sunglasses. You have to hear these to hate them, but that was a taste. Those godawful "Life Alert" commercials. [quote]my comment wasn't about the commercial asshole. Im sick of Candace, who works from home. Ew. Its your fake trolling asses that piss me off. Why not enjoy the go? (Said no one ever.) New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. An ad for some kind of online/home schooling thing. She says, "Did you just fist bump? Id love to know! R134-Is that the stupid one where she can't sleep? R186 I noticed that Batiste was missing from a couple recent Colbert shows that I caught. R101 probably flicks her bean to the Jimmy Walker MONEE commercial. Whats up with that citi commercial with the AOC look alike doing the conga up the escalator LOL. so shitty. No forums found. Sizzle, baby. It took me about 20 seconds to realize that was Jon cause he is looking weirdly waxy, swollen and different. Only thing worse than these commercials airing nonstop is knowing that thin line between being open minded and gullible is going to be challenged. [quote]I hate this one since that Johnny Mathis country song annoys me to no end. Bitch, you are right there with them. And why does every fucking commercial have to have a blaring soundtrack anyway? Sometimes they play it with the Perseus line, sometimes they don't. Or if they have a theme, they fail on plot. I cannot count how many times that silly ad has been on during today alone. My thought exactly. They lack thematic structure. I used to like Molly Shannon. Damn. This website uses cookies to improve functionality and performance. Last I checked the Asian community outnumbered the black and white community heavily where I live in the SGV portion of Los Angeles and many of the biggest cities here in the US for that matter. Wanna guess who is pushing the "yes" commercials? Also R115, her eyes are bloodshot and nasty. I can't stand that ad! She danced like a vengeful angel and choreographed her soul In Living Color! Then she plays a record while acting like she lives simply. I love the band, but three annoying commercials with their music? Omg r421! Archived post. MARCH'S ROGUE RECOMMENDATION CLUE and the chance to win a free book! I have to change the channel, then forget to change it back and miss Jules introducing the mystery house. Somewhat slap that annoying little bitch in the spot wherein her mother refers to her as "Picasso". Now there's one about some dude selling "wet teddy bears." I find this very annoying, just like all other Liberty Mutual commercials. R138 Thoshe commercialsh are my favoritesh! "The peanut butter box is here" for Chewy. Those awful ZocDoc "if it hurts when you pee" ads have been running since last year. Thanks, see you soon. Me too, but Im afraid r223 will kick my ass, so I cant look it up. The Liberty Mutual Insurance marketing team had a strong start in 2023. I hate that commercial with the butch blonde lady with the big sunglasses. Chances are, you've seen commercials about "Limu Emu (& Doug). I feel for the actress, but at least she got to sit on those toilets with her pants up. Joan Collins late ex-husband ? The preachy safety belt commercial where they break the news to the mom that her son died in an accident because he wasnt wearing his seat belt. Seriously, fuck those people for upsetting and guilting me. document.querySelector('#copyright-year').innerText = yearrange + "" + currentyear; I can't believe it took over 200 replies before someone mentioned Lume. He weighed like 350 pounds!! That's also Nina Simone singing on that One A Day vitamin commercial. They both make me cringe. I appreciate her efforts and am glad to see them at long last, but wince at the use of "underground" as a verb. Is that the usual family dynamic? Then it cuts to some uptight prisspot who scolds her feeble old dad that she told him to knock it off. j don't see how raid shadow legends is always the one getting all the hate for advertising all the time. When the above brands come out with a new commercial, I often rewind the DVR to watch. Is that what passes for singing now? "He had a hot ass, ma'am, but it couldn't last forever. Even that . "It you were stationed at Camp Lejeune between 1952 and . Who the heck is that singing? I think my least favorites are any of the depressing Covid-19 related ads. A current commercial in California features the improbably named Patti Poppe (pronounced like the opium flower). The cartoon was a parody of Steinbeck's story "Of Mice and Men" -- I always thought it was mean to make fun of such a tragic tale, but I still can't help laughing at it. ad today. To the ad agency who came up with this inane branding concept, I get that you need a way to make it memorableand you have, just not in a good way. And then you know what I said to my cats "oh do like half as old as you Marie. Theres one preachy commercial and I dont even really know who its geared towards. R97 I love that commercial. He stopped running marathons? One of them is for a product called "Fruits & Vegetables" -- stupid supplements containing (you guessed it) fruits and vegetables, with the worst caliber of whiny, bogus "testimonials" delivered with awful faux sincerity by people who are supposed to be "everyday folk." , If i have to watch fatty shakin her woke tittys in that Tovalo commercial one more time today ima gonna SCREAM. After a brain tumor. the man has severe osteoporosis and shrunk a half foot or c.) she is remembering some other hot dude from years ago while dancing with the old man. Lume with the bitch spreading it in her ass. It's yet another ad for some health insurance company. . r/CommercialsIHate Liberty Mutual.every single one.so much so I wouldn't take their insurance if they gave it to me. Somebody falls down, an overweight Asian woman says, "Blink if you're in danger," then continues to blink maniacally. Gsrecaps wrote: That commercial was recycled from 2020. He appears to be in another room, but gets nauseous seeing what the kid is doing. No, 135, she just mouths a bunch of shit about best lives and pictures of her with her old nose pop up now and again. R311, between that and WAP, we're clearly circling the drain as a nation. All Liberty Mutual commercials suck. R83-Willoughby did not have a British accent. fuck that stupid car insurance company. . Kind of a Fox News approach but ok. Sigh. That bitch with the bangs in her eyes is a million times worse than Flo! Are males less inclined to wipe correctly, or no one wants to think about a woman wiping "down there", close to her vagoo? They are the boat builders. The man is attending, what I assume, is a backyard barbecue. The "You're Turning Into Your Parents" commercials. It made us nod our heads, or disagree, but always laugh. The Chevy truck commercial- my command center. And thats exactly who you see smoking more than anyone. Saw this shit for the first and 100th times today. Liberty mutual has the cheesiest, most obnoxious, annoying commercials on the face of the earth. [quote]Nina was amazing! It's dumb either way if you know anything about mythology, but without it, it's really awful and anti-male. "LiMu Emu and Doug" stars a pair of 1970s-style buddy cops intent on telling the public that Liberty Mutual offers customized car insurance so you "only pay for what . I hardly ever see commercials? Those fucking GLASSES!!!! I was thinking, "Girl, try decaf." Now there's one about some dude selling "wet teddy bears." I laugh in spite of myself. : r/CommercialsIHate. I don't hate, but she is annoying. Is it worth checking out? Can't wait to see what that hospital comes up with for Christmas this year. LOL r54 Broadway Joe really does look like the living dead at this point! Face it Liberty, these arenotfunny. But since switching agencies in 2017, from campaign creator Havas to Goodby Silverstein & Partners, Liberty Mutual has seen a rapid evolution of its ads into some considerably weirder. The first 2-3 were funny. ". [quote]If the bitch is home all the time why does she need to bother with pee pants? Sorry if this is a stupid question - maybe I'm the only one who has left my former life, where I watched tv shows and sports event and such, without streaming them or whatever without ads. Thanks R189. Youre probably wondering what commercials have to do with thriller novels. Itll take some time to see if this branding thing works. Liberty Mutual. Wonder if Wife #3 worked on the Expedia commercial set. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. I think they are going for clever and meta, and I bet the bear one with a beard is just as obnoxious in real life, as he seems in the ad. By Kim Poindexter kpoindexter@cnhi.com. The one where a middle age insurance asshole on the sidewalk causes a black driver, distracted by trying to figure out what the asshole is doing, crashes his car into another vehicle. Weve devolved to showing singing pubic hairs. This one for Acura. No, R134, its some lame thing where she spouts some platitudes while pictures of her living her best life flood the screen. If that sort of exam can be accomplished virtually, give the inventor a Nobel Prize! I cant get enough of them. The one where the dad keeps calling the car "Alexa" and his kids make fun of him. The lyrics are so difficult to understand and it's the same for many commercials. Take your meds, seems like you forgot them. Then the twist ending, , where theyve dragged their relative in to witness their amazement. "Butt suds." Jesus Christ, how I LOATHE this commercial! R72 its called live tv and a lot of people watch it everyday. At least 5 times as much as normal commercials, and when they do, they fucking SUCK. Liberty Mutual says that research shows people remember commercials with nostalgia. The Camp Lejeune lawsuit ads flooding the airwaves are doing a brave public service and are not in the least bit annoying. By continuing to browse the site you are agreeing to the use of cookies. 1952 was 70 years ago. Then the teen girl's sister bursts in with a pair of underwear and tells her sister to put these on instead, because they'll absorb all her blood and she won't need a tampon at all. Now I'm obsessed about that stupid commercial! Their jingle (Liberty, Liberty, Liberty) reminds me that I need to record any show theyre on, so I can fast forward after making a mental note to never buy their product. [quote]I also hate the Grifter Christian commercial that is all about sending money to help the elder Jews. If that time machine thing worked in yet another paving stone commercial, the whole barbecue would be underwater. This Colonel Penn life insurance always puzzles me. The Meta commercial. Ok so one of the kids is playing the ukulele. Again trying to make it a black and white issue ONLY. All I want to know is: What did Kevin know and when did he know it?. It's geared to people who haven't seen a doctor in years, as if talking to a doctor over a screen, after years of neglecting your health, will help with any serious medical issues. Serovital which runs non-stop on Lifetime in the mornings while I'm watching Grey's Anatomy. I do like that lovely looking man in the pupporoni ads. Prissy friend is holding a Tupperware container and suddenly states he changed his mind on sharing the potluck dish he brought to the party. Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads. The Infiniti spot with the screeching musical instruments mauling "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". Im also a cheap bastard and hate them on my Roku. One that I'm loving is the True Classic Tee commercials. of the "Royal We". Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. Are they running out of people to go after now? Hes annoying AND ugly. Well below the waste at least. Inane scenarios like "I'm a guy of 78 and lemme tell ya, I was gettin' a bit sluggish but then I started with the Fruits & Vegetables and now my grandkid can't even keep up with me; I mean, lemme tell ya this product is terrific. Most annoying jingle ever. At work, she sits on a toilet in a meeting, and later while she waits for her doctor to see her, she's shown sitting on a toilet in the waiting room. This horrible ad has been running since last year, at least where I live. I'm trying to watch a movie on Sling and this F-ing commercial plays 2-3 times each commercial break. After about10 seconds of Flo babbling about bundling, the kid nods off. Average Americans could totally relate to that. ", R484 I guess online sports betting must have passed in my state earlier this year because suddenly there were incessant commercials for different betting companies. Interesting. - "Can I eats it?" that one that shows "John" this fat and ugly man going through life stages. Liberty Mutual - Annoying Version nbluth24 2.02K subscribers Subscribe 19 6.9K views 2 years ago Let's see if you can make it through the 2 min Show more Show more 30K views 124K views. It's so guazy and new-agey you just want to ask how many millions she got paid to do it. She is so stiff and the dude they have with her is almost as bad. Lume deodorant you can use on your pits to the balls.. of your feet. I hate the commercial is which the man is made to look stupid and the woman has all of the answers. More hate for fucking Skyrizi. [quote]No need to shower; just apply and go!. Agreed, R478 and R479. Anybody else old? It does nothing to enhance the brand, and only proves that people will do anything to get on TV. It seems like the insurance industry and Big Pharma combined account for over half of all commercials, and they all SUCK. GREAT EXAMPLE, DAD. JJ Jimmy Walker Medicare commercial. Everybody in drug commercials is fat now. R1 I'm just relieved that someone else is seeing that add. The one with the photographer who says that age is just a number and hers is unlisted. Your God-given right to save money is under attack! But not in the way theyd hoped. America needs more eccentrics! I have heard that "Security" song EIGHT TIMES in the past HOUR! Some jingles or gimmicks would lodge in my head but I never connected them with what products were being sold. She looks like Caitlyn Jenner now. **barely audible whisper** "This is the sound of nature breathing" WHAT?!? I love the Lenda commercial, especially the doe eyed Judy CanovaI rememba! for your pointless bitchery needs.