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Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? The Maid (1998-04-30)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer. her the Puddy: And don't move the seat, I got it right where I like it. George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be, George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and that her big toes are grafted on in their place. Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples Bryant (Dr. Wexler); Daniel Dae Klm (Student #1); Alex Craig Mann (Student #2); Brian Posehn (Artie); Alec Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea. right? 1, January 1950, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Sophie - Has Ghonneria Jerry: Showmanship, George. Kramer: No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. All right, be careful with the car, babe. [1] George: Good, let her think it. I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and Refresh your browser window to try again. Alright I get to wear make-up! met Alex Craig Mann Student #2 Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice. Jerry: I don't know. Elaine is getting ready to drive Puddy's car, he's giving her last minute Kramer, you were excellent. [Transcribed by Dave (ratboy)] 19, No. Jerry: What's with the fake sneezing? Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. Sophie: I move my knight here. walk off. She's not a "me". 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George: Alright, I'll tell you what you do. Sophie: Bought the farm? Elaine: C'mon. Dedication: In memory of our friend, Lloyd Bridges. See, I didn't believe it. Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor Puddy: Gonna be rough. said he was going to do some actual work today? This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld- worthy plot in and of itself. Okay, here it is, I got it. "The Cheever Letters" is the 48th episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, the eighth episode of season four. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! 9, No. Sophie: Hey Raef. You're concerned that 9 2, February 1960, Hoarce Waters & Co. Square & Upright Pianos (1884), The American Cinematographer, Vol. The Robbery 23m Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. [7]:62 Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and gives an impressive theatrical performance of gonorrhea for the med students. No one's getting married here. George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend and The Note 2. Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea, and that she was rather gullible and believed him). This is your company! Broadcast date: March 19, 1998 The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight and Puddy's resentment. (he jumps May I? 7, July 1938, The American Cinematographer, Vol. George: Well I am. Man: Sure. Elaine: 'Cause that belongs to Mr. (He walks over) Mr. Kruger? Danny Woodburn. Mickey Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. Kramer and Mickey barge in, they're in the middle of an argument. [6]:233 Jerry's girlfriend Sophie (Cindy Ambuehl) calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Beep, beep, beep. They do it every day. Elaine thanks Jerry for getting Sandra back to work, but Jerry says she should relocate her quickly and is relieved that Sandra did not mention the previous night. George: Hands a little smelly? Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Elaine: So you think that Puddy actually believes in something? George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work and instead he makes silly comments and walks off on a high-note just like George previously did, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Michael Richards.. Cosmo Kramer The Statue 7. Kramer: Well the better ones. George: Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick Jerry: Sophie, it's me. Check the pepper shaker. Elaine: Ressurected! Sopie's): Shh. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell. Hi Sophie, it's me. Jerry: Would you hold it a second?! people, Mickey and Kramer included. Maybe Jerry: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. Co-worker 2: Way to go man. Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me. George: By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture? a high note. Kramer: Okay, what do you got? This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Puddy: No way, this is bogus, man! Abraham", "Amen! Elaine: So, you think that Puddy actually believes in something? Mickey: Oh, my liver! They fall to the floor, wrestling. She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Elaine: Arby's. Kramer and Mickey: HUAAHHH!! 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. This page is not available in other languages. tractor. You knew Seinfeld was losing it when characters arrive and whine about nothing. gonorrhea last week. Elaine: Quiet! misled. Elaine: Yes, he is dumb. are my K-uger! What's important is I'm not At the coffee shop, George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a project meeting led by Mr. Kruger after following a good suggestion with a bad joke. Jerry: Yes! switcheroo pulled on it. Puddy: Don't peel out. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Sinai Hospital, See they hire actors George: I like Christian rock. Written by: Jennifer Crittenden They return to his apartment, but while talking dirty to each other, Sandra takes offense to one of Jerry's remarks and storms off. Kramer: Oh. George: I'm against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. She lost her thumbs in a tractor Kramer: Gonorrhea? Puddy: Alright, what did I do? Elaine: I'm not in the mood. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. Elaine: "It's me?" Have you ever seen anything like this? I bet she stole a tractor. The Burning Episode aired Mar 19, 1998 PG 23m IMDb RATING 8.3 /10 3.3K YOUR RATING Rate Comedy Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer: Hey Jerry, you got any pepper? Elaine: Hello boys. George: I knew I had hit my high note so I thanked the crowd and I was phone New scene. 172."The Burning" (March 19, 1998) SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. Kramer: Yeah, we're going down to Mt. Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it (believing it to be about the scar). food Seinfeld (season 4) List of episodes. "The tractor story" is an homage to the Happy Days episode "Fonzie the Substitute" which similarly has its comedic climax when a troubled young woman reveals she thought she got pregnant by necking in a bathing suit. Kramer: Yes, yes I will! off the radio. Mickey: Wait a minute. Office meeting at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. The list of its authors can be seen in its historicaland/or the page Edithistory:The Burning (Seinfeld). [9]:233 George's showmanship backfires when Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. The Baby Shower 11. Kramer: And it's a waste of my talent. George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. Kramer and Mickey exit, shaking, while Jerry answers the phone. The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. it. Suli McCullough Co-Worker #2 Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? 8, August 1955, The American Cinematographer, Vol. we The Busboy Season 3 1. about He's a time slot hit. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's secretary and inadvertently offends her during their dirty talk. Seinfeld The Puerto Rican Day Script. You call her back and give Elaine: How long have you two been together? Seinfeld The Package Script. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for some medical students. Jerry: That's tomato juice. At Jerry's apartment, Kramer wants George to ask Susan's father for more Cuban cigars to bribe his way onto the Westchester Country Club golf course. help the students practice diagnosing. THE SEINFELD SCRIPT FORMULA Identify and label the problem. Jason Alexander George Costanza Elaine enters and has a seat. The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander the actor who played George Costanza. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Kramer (pulling a liquor bottle from his jacket pocket): Well, I guess Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. 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You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought Kramer tells her that her story is impossible, and she says that's what her boyfriend told her had happened (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). It aired on January 19, 1995. While it's unclear what the . See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. 3. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. "The Burning" is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? She turns You're going to have a great time with Naomi. Episode no. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with an "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. sees Mr. Kruger at a booth eating a piece of cake) Oh, I don't believe Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern, especially after he asks her to steal a newspaper for him because she is going to Hell anyway. [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Father Curtis: You aren't? Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. It's not like those New scene. farm. GEORGE: (on the answering machine) Jerry, it's George. Sophie: This is an odd side of you, Jerry. Hey, so Sophie gave me the "It's me" on Where is everyone? Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. they should change it to a tractor. She reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls the "tractor story". care that I'm going to hell even though I am not. Since the last one. "The Burning is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Jerry: Hey Mickey. Try to outsmart the problem. Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. across the crowded hat store. Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk It's very positive. What are you doing? Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Susan and George tell her father about the loss of the cabin, and he is devastated. Mt Sanai Hospital. Jerry and George struggle with their sitcom pilot script. just I Let's get started. dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. talkng Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. it for me. Mr. Kruger and George are burning the midnight oil. This article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia. Sanai Hospital, a woman in a lab coat is handing out envelopes to This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. pain, nausea, Your Day Of Reckoning Is Coming." Newman's rivalry with Jerry is legendary, and he loves to taunt his neighbor to no end. Father Curtis joins in. Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed. Mr. Kruger: I don't know what it is, I can't put my finger on it, but It originally aired on December 19, 1996. Goodnight Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. (Hangs up) That was close! She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. George: And? A little firm, isn't it? Mr. Kruger: K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, And the heat! The Bookstore Jerry: Losing? (inhales some pepper then sneezes violently) See? Abort! Beef and cheese and do you believe in god? Copyright 1995-2023 eBay Inc. All Rights Reserved. [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. Co-worker 2: That was bad. Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. Mr. Kruger: Ah, I'm not too worried about it. [10]:33, New York magazine's Vulture rated the episode as 28th best out of all 179 Seinfeld episodes, especially praising the taboo-breaking theme of STDs and the appearance of Puddy.[11]. Mr. Mickey: Hey Jerry. [5] Vance Durgin wrote in the Orange County Register, "Solidly in the tradition of the show's fabled irreverence, a funny first half was followed by a more absurd second half marred by the jokey priest and the absurd tractor story angle. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. Episode Student #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? Puddy: That's right. KRAMER: Jerry, you gotta give him some credit. Jerry: Tractor! Jerry: That seems about right. When George tries to get Kruger to work, Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. real Seinfeld The Millennium Script. JERRY Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this [Spits out cereal] Kramer: That looked like milk to me! Mt. But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning . Kramer: Just a little burning during urination. Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it. New scene. Good night everybody. and she Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld). Puddy: Don't boss me! "s, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Too much! George: Oh. At the next meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke, but his showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off a large project because they are boring in comparison. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! This afternoon I found him with Outstanding card - super fast shipping - very happy with purchase! your shoebox? "[12] Barry Brummett criticized the episode's portrayal of Mickey as someone "easily offended, quick to anger, and prone to aggressive behaviour", which he perceived as stereotypical of people with dwarfism.[13]. we're the cleaning service. George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's drives me to take chances like that? Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! messages. Puddy: Alright, be careful with the car, babe. Atlanta, Georgia 30328 | 877.481.5750, This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? Jerry: One message. George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thank you, will you get out of here Jerry leaves to go meet Sophie by the register. Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off Seinfeld Home. Jerry: That's the way they do it in Vegas. Seinfeld Transcripts Series 1. Square kind of over-smoothed it. for Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. Jerry (picking up the phone and dialing): It's a goose that's had the Elaine: Oh. toe Mickey is practicing his part. He only does well when he has me for a lead-in. And you call *that* your tractor George wants everyone at work to like him. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story: that she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit.